i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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