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His pubic hair was longer than his dick
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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