im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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