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I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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