I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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