I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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