what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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