Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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