Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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