I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
