Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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