where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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