"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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