PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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