i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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