Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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