That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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