just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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