Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
COCAINE IS GR8
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