Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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