Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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