Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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