Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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