He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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