I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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