question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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