At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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