Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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