Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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