ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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