What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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