guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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