well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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