Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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