We're facebook friends in real life
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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