do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
