This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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