You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Operation Purity has been aborted
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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