Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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