You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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