But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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