chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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