I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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