sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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