I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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