Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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