btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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