just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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