This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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