I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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