How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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