Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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