she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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